May 13th, 2012 at 7:25PM

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May 3rd, 2012 at 10:39PM

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May 3rd, 2012 at 10:32PM
i was just crying.

i was just crying.

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May 3rd, 2012 at 10:31PM
  • *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
  • *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
  • *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
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May 3rd, 2012 at 10:28PM

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May 3rd, 2012 at 2:43PM
thesenightsarenotwhatiwishedfor: Fuck yes mothers day card is sorted..

thesenightsarenotwhatiwishedfor:

Fuck yes mothers day card is sorted..

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April 3rd, 2012 at 1:54PM
  • Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
  • Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
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March 30th, 2012 at 2:52PM

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March 30th, 2012 at 2:45PM
bleeedinglittleblueboy: Aww

bleeedinglittleblueboy:

Aww

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March 30th, 2012 at 2:10PM

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